HI AMY

SORRY YOUR PRESENTS HAVENT ARRIVED. 

HERE IS WHAT I GOT YOU SO YOU CAN LAUGH ALONG...

Don't think I need to explain why i got you this... will be useful when Sarah leaves you like Stefania did... 

Because you need a real man in your life, not this weak shit you've been dealing with this year. 

Check out what theyre packing. 

proof of order...